‘Funny’ Archives
Bobsled Split Pants Caught in Video
bobsled wardrobe malfunction, bobsled, bobsled rip, gillian cooke, bobsled split No one beats the entertainment seeing Bobsled Split Pants getting ripped off but as they say it doesn't. Now, tables are turning around and seems someone had a "red-face" day when all was taken into full view and was all caught in the video having the pants with a [...]
The Magic Frog ‘A Funny Story?’
A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than one complaint. "Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there anything you can do for me?". The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be [...]
Linux Chicks
<pHluid-> because everybody leet in linux types with all lower case letters like this and no punctuation <pHluid-> the shift key is for noobs <pHluid-> periods are for chicks <pHluid-> and god knows theres no chicks in #linux
My New Name is ‘Dogg’
<Slant> evenpar123: What's up dog, word? <evenpar123> dog? <evenpar123> That's my slave name. My new name is 'dogg'
Right Click?
<Monsoon`> people are stupider than previously imagined <Monsoon`> My roommate talked to a customer today, told him to right-click on something. So the customer got a pen and paper, and proceeded to write 'click' on it.
The Duck Lord Telephone Number Joke
<ducklord> You may think I'm retarded, but I actually know some things <ducklord> Like the square root of my telephone number
Walker Texas Ranger anagram for Karate Wrangler Sex
<n3xg3n> weird... i just found this: Walker Texas Ranger is an anagram for Karate Wrangler Sex LOL
Funny IRC Chat about Penis
<Madism> i have a penis <Defveggy> show me mine if you show me yours <Madism> k <Madism> 8=D <Shinry> rofl <Madism> its cold
Semen Jokes
Q: How fast does semen travel? A: VERY SLOW! takes 9 months to reach the breast.
