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Microsoft Joke

admin — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 17:16:43 +0000

whats’s the microsoft.com site

Bobsled Split Pants Caught in Video

ladyveile — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 16:07:38 +0000

bobsled wardrobe malfunction, bobsled, bobsled rip, gillian cooke, bobsled split

No one beats the entertainment seeing Bobsled Split Pants getting ripped off but as they say it doesn’t. Now, tables are turning around and seems someone had a “red-face” day when all was taken into full view and was all caught in the video having the pants with a split.

Gillian Cooke, a Scottish bobsled phenom, is prepping herself to compete in the 2010 Winter Olympics. Sadly, the contender from Great Britain is now the center of a different kind of acclaim, due to a video of Gillian Cooke having a wardrobe malfunction.

Funny Talking Cat ‘Cat to English Translation’

admin — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:38:03 +0000

The Magic Frog ‘A Funny Story?’

admin — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:32:04 +0000

A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than one complaint.

“Doctor,” he asked, in total frustration, “is there anything you can do for me?”.

The doctor replies, “Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you.” So,the doctor gives him directions to the witch.

The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. “Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You are my only hope.”

The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, “I think I may be able to help you with your problem.

Do this. Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic. You must say to the frog, “will you marry me?” When the frog says “no”, you will find five inches less to your problem.”

The man’s face lit up and he dashed off into the forest.

He called out to the frog, “Will you marry me?”

The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, “NO.”

The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter.

“WOW,” he screamed out loud, “this is great!”

But it was still too long at 20 inches, so he decided to ask the frog to marry him again.

“Frog, will you marry me?” the guy shouted.

The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, “NO!”

The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter.

The man laughed, “This is fantastic.”

He looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal.

Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, “Frog will you marry me?”

The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, “How many times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, and for the last time, NO!!!”

Linux Chicks

admin — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 05:08:05 +0000

because everybody leet in linux types with all lower case letters like this and no punctuation
the shift key is for noobs
periods are for chicks
and god knows theres no chicks in #linux

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My New Name is ‘Dogg’

admin — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:08:04 +0000

evenpar123: What’s up dog, word?
dog?
That’s my slave name. My new name is ‘dogg’

Right Click?

admin — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:25:06 +0000

people are stupider than previously imagined
My roommate talked to a customer today, told him to right-click on something. So the customer got a pen and paper, and proceeded to write ‘click’ on it.

The Duck Lord Telephone Number Joke

admin — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:31:13 +0000

You may think I’m retarded, but I actually know some things

Like the square root of my telephone number

Walker Texas Ranger anagram for Karate Wrangler Sex

admin — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:26:10 +0000

weird… i just found this: Walker Texas Ranger is an anagram for Karate Wrangler Sex

LOL

Funny IRC Chat about Penis

admin — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:18:20 +0000

i have a penis

show me mine if you show me yours

8=D

rofl

its cold